Some parts of your daily life are completely mundane. Brushing your teeth, doing the dishes, getting the mail. Now, the True Clean Towel adds a little humor and practicality to personal hygiene. The towel is clearly mapped out with your “top” and “bottom” body parts so you never have to worry about drying your face with remnants of your you know what. My favorite thing about this clever item is that it’s actually a really good towel. It measures 5′ x 2.5′ of 100% heavy weight cotton, so you get a huge luxurious towel at a reasonable price. The True Clean Towel makes for a fun and usable gift, and I’m sure your girlfriend will appreciate you having one too. You can get it for $19.00, but unfortunately the hot blonde is not included.

They also had this steamy commercial which we couldn’t leave you without: