On St. Patrick’s day (one of the drunker & manlier days of the year) my friends and I must have spent over a hundred bucks at the bar on one of these punching machines. It’s simple, you punch it and it tells you how hard you hit. Sounds like it might get old, but when all your buddies are flexing their “beer muscles” having one of these around will lead to a ton of laughs. As soon as I have an extra $3,800 laying around, I’m totally getting one!

Thinking. It’s always the same thing. To think is to go insane.